Saturday May 5 @ 07:31pmi don’t understand why i’m not in a relationship:
- i literally have no friends so we can hang out all day
- i have unlimited text messaging so i can text you as much as i want
- also, unlimited minutes, so we might as well talk 24/7 too
- i watch the news all the time so i can go inform you on any political topic
Saturday May 5 @ 05:44pmbut i’m afraid
that i
well i may have faked it
(・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ(・◡・ﾉ)ﾉ
Friday May 5 @ 03:47pmwow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
Friday May 5 @ 03:45pmwhenever you feel ordinary just remember that youre the only one with that url
